Once a hole is there, you can use it for other things. 

I’m glad I don’t have a side bottom.

The internet requires our constant attention—it’s not going to unravel human society by itself. 

Acorns don’t have butts. 

If you gotta go, go with a rictus.

Ramon needs big time surgery for his butt flaps.

Suck my sweaty perineum, you dumbshit cumtrough!

Please step out from the dinosaur’s buttocks!

Never turn down free purse butter.

You will not fantasize about my soup.

It’s so nice not to have my butt on my head anymore. 

It was maximum blunt force salami action. There was mustard involved. 

Great, I drowned his ass brain.