I bet she really is a corn smut zombie.

It’s a white pointy, it must stay a white pointy and not a hook.

You look like you have a favorite flavor of paint. 

The existence of condiment udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet. 

This is a more intimate relationship with beef than I’m used to. 

Use one suppository per rectum in both nostrils when necessary. 

I take it out of my pants and then you die!

What have we told you about sticking your finger in weird holes?

People should have a little respect for cheese prophecy.

Sometimes I see underwear I don’t even understand.

See how the leaves of his nice, gay book are all torn, and how he pouts his lips.