You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done including the time I glued fake mustaches to my eyebrows. 

An enormous amount of methane may be deep inside Uranus.

I’ve got three feet of bowel incarcerated in a man’s groin. 

This is English, the shower drain of languages.

Swelling frustration filled her eyelids and she started squirting uncontrollably. 

Intercourse the antelope! That’ll teach it to not nibble on the hoops!

You can roll for seduction as you pet cow, but once again, the bull demon is gay.