Satan is not a fucking pogo stick!

Does our lingo need to incorporate milky, sticky boys?

You are empirically not hideous. 

If I’m going to be eating anything green and goopy, it better be coming out of my nose. 

It’s kind of a bowel-themed episode. 

It made me wonder if it’s possible to pass a kidney stone while ejaculating. 

Black olives are the Devil’s testicles. 

Stop sticking your face in the cat!

Rests are an illusion and so are pants.  

That’s experts for you. They don’t watch TV and they don’t have their anus bleached.