Does it feel like a small bowel obstruction kind of day?

I pick Shostakovich’s Nose. 

My liege lord’s codpiece is on fyre.

Please tell me you didn’t lose your meat leg!

I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

I wasn’t through with that phlegm yet!

I think it’s an homage to diarrhea. 

Anybody want to argue with my extra special vagina vote?

If I was a genius I would have rid the world of fistulas by now. 

You are absorbing my face fluids. 

Great tits can be found in old forests. 

Something’s penetrated my animus. 

Don’t bring a splayd to a knork fight. 

In case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids.