Random quotes collected for my own amusement!
If I have the sherbet mucus downloaded from a purchase website can I do it?
Do not put pants on the frogs.
I’m happy stabbing my turkey but I ain’t gonna fuck it.
Enlarge me!
Move your crap and don’t touch my hole!
I’m not crazy. I don’t have to take a pigeon as a bride.
I wouldn’t coitus her with your genitals.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
He’s kind of like the John Tesh of tonsils.