Oh, my God! I thought this was my goat emergency group!

 Your secret is safe with me, as are your nostrils.

It is not a secret that I like to keep my holes in plain sight.

I used to live in those genitals. 

Take this child I want to eat. 

That guy only has two brain cells, and both of them are fighting for third place. 

I avenge her nightly. 

I was excited to help suck a great cause.

That kid knew the emotional value of a good tuber. 

This cushion experienced a naked revenge wiggle. 

 I’d shake, but I was just playing with a python.