My shoes palpitate in search of a fluid mass. 

I have to pour soup into your eyes. 

Who took my butt crystals?

I never met someone before who had an entire head purely as decoration. 

God, a red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

No beer until I see pumpkins. 

Fish lightning, full spread!

Alpaca sex is even weirder than you think. 

Your neurons are really loud. 

I am the ceremonial hostess of suppressed rage.