Compatibility means nothing if you can just build a smelly wall of meat. 

I try to live my life so that I’m never jealous of beverages. 

I’m running out of things to put in there. 

Suck less, blow more. 

The real trouble is the toad at the end of the grip. 

I don’t need all that ambient negative energy touching my fruits.

Hog anus gets the most applause. 

You may not be the dumbest person on the planet, but you’d better hope he doesn’t die. 

I do not appreciate America with udders. 

Well, it felt that way in my ass. 

My excretory system is weird. 

A squirrel keeps blocking my anus.