Stupid onion Ninjas!

What if my bible has sticky pages?

Who grabs their compass these days?

If we splurge wish deuce on another egg item, it’s gonna start looking weird.

It was like “caffeinated farts, why?”

When I said there were no stupid questions, that wasn’t a challenge for you to prove me wrong. 

I could be getting drunk and castrating giants right now. 

They’re playing my song, my underwear flies away. 

It takes quite a few beers to turn me into a slurring pleb. 

All this procreation is really annoying. 

Start smoking crack and eating clam chowder. Gotcha. Be on the lookout for flying penguins. 

I never wash my body because I am too busy conveying my emotional state.