I’d like to share my popper with you guys. 

Not divinely forbidden, just divinely strongly suggested against. 

I’ll bend her over and then we can have hairy Aryan babies and eat hummus together. 

Yesterday is the day you get a tattoo of a butterfly and a question mark on the top of your head. 

If I can’t see his orange pants, it’s not as much fun. 

I’ll take my shirt off and put the buttocks back where they came from. 

In case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids. 

I’m about to get my ass biota involved in your process. 

Please don’t ask a pregnant woman how many centimeters her vagina has stretched since you last saw her!

Mexico was so urethral.

I thought it was a whale singing Björk songs. 

Apparently a wild penis ran through my yard.