Quarter of gizzard, quarter of flatterer.

There’s something corrupt going on around my pants and I can’t seem to locate it. 

I need my medication; this is way too entertaining. 

This is why I don’t let my wife purchase ricin. 

You will be immediately ejaculated!

Well, it’s back to sexual badgers for me. 

Liberals want spiders to be even sexier. 

That octopus has lots of testicles.

Why bull sperm? Can’t it be horse sperm, or cow sperm?

That’s a good way to start the day. Talking about dog farts and placentas. 

I am rollsucking the foot fabric   

The last thing the world needs now is raw, unsanitized bat.  

Give me your tenderest of loins!

Him in us is Heaven. 

I love the sound when you make shut up. 

Very well! Then I’ll have pussy.

Are you trying to suck me into a labyrinth of ontological concepts?