Everyone was grossed out, but it was either take my drool or die. 

Stupid Ninjas and their stupid onions. 

We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. 

I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker ever to pluck a mother pheasant. 

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. 

Okay, my ovaries are cracked. 

I am the the the the and the the the the of the the the the and the the the okay

 I’m talking about “volcanic acid.” It’s a very delicious flavoring. 

Now eat your goals of green thing. 

There is no ethical justification for turtles. 

I am waiting for Aphrodite to grow live arms at a final disarmament conference. 

I came back from a trip to the bathroom and I have no idea what the soul tastes like. 

Coolness does not pass easily through the digestive tract. 

Why would you want to nip a butt?