That’s less than a quarter of the cost of mittening every cephalopod. 

A femur must sound lower than a tibia. 

I’ve had the distinct pleasure of reading the word “balls” no less than THIRTEEN TIMES!

There’s just no reasoning with a horny goose. 

She’s so urethral. 

And now we’re on our own, and everyone drinks out of a giant goat toilet when they see the word “horse!”

Once you’re inside a frog, your options are severely limited. 

Sweet beany Jesus!

You know you’re white trash when your cocktails involve ham. 

Use a condom, or he’ll deconstruct your penis. 

The future of turd science is bright. 

Cyclic compounds are the titties of chemistry. 

Grumpy goat toilet. Cheese encouraged.