Turn on your hot spot. I need your juices. 

Narcissism should really be more fun than this. 

Testicles. I repeat, testicles. That is all. 

The problem with a monsoon of crap is that you tend to lose sight of all those nice things. 

Do you know how much these master cylinder gland nuts cost?

The penis hole showcases my spare tire rather well. 

Wow, look at the outbuildings on that one!

The ground is difficult terrain due to floppy people.

Dunno if he’s related to the BDSM turtle thing. 

Well, how many nipples are we talking about here?

You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake mustaches to my eyebrows.