You know you want to lick my rim. 

She has art between her legs. 

You know me; I’m anally ambitious.

I used to lie in the bathtub and play with it. 

I couldn’t stop putting my tongue in them for, like, two months. 

Yeah, but I really don’t know too much about beaming back from the bathroom. 

I cannot recommend buggering Boris, you don’t know where he’s been.

Man, that really tickles my uvula.

Those shoes are such polar opposites it’s hard to believe they exist in the same universe. 

It stays moist for weeks, shits deli shoes. 

I’m coming in your personal space.