“Boiled babies” tends to screw up your resume.

There are so many potential dick jokes here I’ve got option paralysis.

Look at those fucking shitheads with their fucking shit on their fucks!

Whatever happened to rational soup?

I just narrowly avoided a sticky cleavage situation.

I’m gonna need to cop the hydra soon. 

But I have light in my butt!

Does this penis feel weird to you?