Can you eat the car inside the duck?

Well, bitch of a fuckity dick balls!

This is the repost you get when this is what my uterus is doing. 

Nothing says “morning show” like a bowl of succulents.

Uncle! I am not going to eat your testicles!

I’m a cool dude wearing my shirt on my head so everyone can see my awesome crotch.

Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you. 

Why do things that happen to stupid people always happen to me?

An important toilet was being made.

It was the literary equivalent of a traffic accident, but in a good way. 

Oh, hey, my vagina is minty fresh.