Thanks for everything, mustard!

Too bad the erp was extremely nerfed. 

The holy body of Christ does not contain rainbow sprinkles!

Remember to pull it tight. I don’t want to see any floppy sausages. 

I just wanted you to know that “awesomesauce” is now called “wool.”

Sears catalogues are only for straight boys in North Dakota to masturbate to. 

Why do you think everything is weird?

It’s not art if you can see his penis!

Falling in love with me and sitting on my face are two different things!