Taylor Swift’s vagina represents the left. 

Her insides must be nicely moist by now. 

Satanic gay penises are living in American pants! America needs Jesus pants!

I wish you wouldn’t use that expression. It makes my body cavities contract. 

She unloaded twinkly in your paddock?

When I touch it race cars burn rubber in my pants. 

Nuns get picky when they catch you echolocating your lunch.