I’m getting a penis in early Spring, so that should be interesting. 

It saddens me, but she shoots a dildo at you. 

We drove out of the lubrication. 

I am not accepting feedback on my syllogism at this time. 

Not wanting to see tits is one of the early signs of being fabulous. 

A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate that we should be meat’s dream!

That’s the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of Spam. 

What if you’re just a Boltzmann brain? What of my balls then?