Random quotes collected for my own amusement!
I’m getting a penis in early Spring, so that should be interesting.
It saddens me, but she shoots a dildo at you.
We drove out of the lubrication.
I am not accepting feedback on my syllogism at this time.
Not wanting to see tits is one of the early signs of being fabulous.
A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate that we should be meat’s dream!
That’s the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of Spam.
What if you’re just a Boltzmann brain? What of my balls then?