The diaper comes out of the oven golden, juicy, and soft. And it still makes a tasty sauce. 

I need a nut crusher to squeeze the milk out of my nut bags. 

If she were fully retarded she’d be banging all the unsexy midgets. 

I would buy bigger pants to have this in my life. 

I need you to come and help me slap my thighs around. 

Maybe I would start taking baths if I had something nicer to look at than my penis floating. 

Marriage isn’t meant to smell nice.