Random quotes collected for my own amusement!
Wake me when they revive the crocodile dung pessary.
You won the sex competition nobody but you was having.
His epididymis is shriveling.
Feel how plump and firm my hand meat is.
Super Locrian, take me away!
All other emotions are a subset of either chomp or awoo.
But what if your sex sounds so gross you forget you used the “touch” feature?
Did you (like me) find absolutely no inspiration in the pseudo-Smurf splatter genre?
I am so curious, it is hard for me to wait until I come home to my dongle.
I came down to see you earlier. I needed something to suck on.
I need you to be my bear carcass.
As Thane of this town, where do you want your Kraken penis.
So, you will be taking some custard damage.