I look like I smell like fish sticks. 

America has a terrible problem with nipples. 

Pooping steam will be delayed by five minutes. 

Everyone has a plan until the wild pigs show up. 

You can’t know too much about holes. 

“Long sausage full of teeth” is a good body plan.

My vagina eats condoms. 

I can’t hear you. I’ve got ovaries in my ears. 

My long-term plans do include defecating at some point. 

It would mean the world to me if I could put a camera up your anus. 

Well, now I am thinking about if the sun is just lava. 

Please knock for gorilla fucks.