You have no idea how hard it is to get a hamster drunk.
I made dingo enrichment.
That’s non-consensual nipple piercing!
I don’t have much hope for dog food in general.
God has a good foot, a bad foot, and a new ‘09 Ford.
Is it because I yelled “I am Optimus Prime’s unborn fetus” out the window?
The sergeant, who really liked playing with his balls, was delighted.
You can’t use potatoes for fucking anyone!
I may not know what a rabbit is, but I know how to find eggs!
You had meat coffee!
My excretory system is not making sense lately.
How do I create a four acted sloth?
I can draw one of those with a copy machine and my non-dominant buttock.
You feel a sudden need to bite your master’s genitals.
I’m just shedding my magical puberty onto everyone else.
You can hand back the meat in your son’s pants.
I look like I smell like fish sticks.
America has a terrible problem with nipples.
Pooping steam will be delayed by five minutes.
Everyone has a plan until the wild pigs show up.
You can’t know too much about holes.
“Long sausage full of teeth” is a good body plan.
My vagina eats condoms.
I can’t hear you. I’ve got ovaries in my ears.
My long-term plans do include defecating at some point.
It would mean the world to me if I could put a camera up your anus.
Well, now I am thinking about if the sun is just lava.
Please knock for gorilla fucks.
The viewed bottom is unforgivable.
You sorry excuse for chained proteins!
This means that the doll stays in contact with the inferior shore of the cap of the violin.
We have two dong-ringers who have a look at the weather, and if they think it’s a suitable day, they’ll ring the dong hanging in the middle of the village.
Okay, now I’m thinking about ass bras. Stop making me think about ass bras.
I think that really goes to show what happens to traitors. First you get decapitated, then you get sucked into a yogurt portal.
It’s like Martha Washington gave birth in my mouth.
Gonna get me an armored dildo tonight.
I’ve been hearing the word “bowels” a little too often lately.
I would love the far right for a bathroom.
Yum, Bible ham paste!
Oysters just aren’t as funny as underwear.
Why are you sexy in this hypothetical?
I’ve had more than enough of gods and their bodily fluids.
Growing a butt is a challenge in many countries.
No, it’s fine, we all know what the badger apology dance looks like.
I’m just not used to having skin.
When did things start pooping?
Oh Jesus, the twitchy parts are moist now!
It really feels like the bear is masturbating directly into my brain.
A penis fell out of my purse when I was lightly whacking it and now my child has questions.
For the love of God, gestate!
I don’t want to buy the Devil’s syrup.
Wow, that’s pretty familiar if you’re already talking cadavers.
We were passionate about Uranus long before scientists said it was wet.
Our king needs all of his nipples.
That’s more tentacles than strictly necessary.
Once you go front-load, you never go back.
To be fair, most people can’t use their butts to pull things out of the oven.
Double tingling sounds interesting.
I love when I can smell a guy’s colon as he walks by.
I’m calling the police once I get my cell phone back from your squid.
It is cool to fuck the Empress, and use the steel needle the comb to comb the original hairstyle.
I don’t want to pay the prices and the fruit doesn’t last as long and the Lord is returning soon.
This organ is wet and sometimes you choke on your own wet.
Currently I’m into essential oil diffusers and incest.
We might need to adopt a multi-level meat strategy.
People with money don’t like orange.
I hate the word “freebie” as much as I hate the word “moist.”
Freeze or serve warm. Say why you say is your nickname? Lovely charm pack! My relief was mutual.
Your mouth is not a strange place.
You’ve been licking my bean bag again, haven’t you?
I feel like yogurt from a bull wouldn’t taste quite right.
Technically, the dragon just gifted him an extra nipple.