Apparently your relationship with rocks is very different from mine. 

 Thanks for your fleshy part.

 It’s the worst combination of words that doesn’t include “anal” or “leakage.”

 I cannot stop playing with the purple one!

 This is how it starts! First nipples, then barbarians, then boom, fall of Rome!

 Is sausage fattener a saturation?

 You don’t want a thin-skinned Prime Minister who’s afraid of puffin poop.