My vagina just dried up and packed her own bug-out bag. 

 The cuisine of my country is hot dogs and war crimes. 

It’s a beautiful place known for sheep, alcohol, and mistakes involving sheep and alcohol. 

 Hang loose is the last thing you want your butthole to do. 

When opening the site is the image that a person in a light onion heaven receives an asterisk a bright spot in existence so that one on his way, in life.