Apparently your relationship with rocks is very different from mine.
Thanks for your fleshy part.
It’s the worst combination of words that doesn’t include “anal” or “leakage.”
I cannot stop playing with the purple one!
This is how it starts! First nipples, then barbarians, then boom, fall of Rome!
Is sausage fattener a saturation?
You don’t want a thin-skinned Prime Minister who’s afraid of puffin poop.
Leave my neck alone, you Windsor Nazis!
I can only imagine what has been coming in my box.
I can’t believe how dilated my ass is right now.
It is not a good day to be in my underwear.
Death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
The skirt is often on violent audition lists.
What wouldn’t be improved by heckling velociraptors?
I’ve been licking every doorknob in sight. Are you saying that was premature?
Why the hell are you a penetration tester?
On a scale from Oobleck to C4, how serious is your putty?
Don’t King Solomon this shit, Barnacles!
They’re like the most malevolent goldfish ever.
Not to make it weird, but cats are definitely more sexual than birds.
Yes, the pee pee. Mmm, that just sounds so good...
Sorry, I didn’t mean to derail that with a) erotica and b) grave digging.
My vagina just dried up and packed her own bug-out bag.
The cuisine of my country is hot dogs and war crimes.
It’s a beautiful place known for sheep, alcohol, and mistakes involving sheep and alcohol.
Hang loose is the last thing you want your butthole to do.
When opening the site is the image that a person in a light onion heaven receives an asterisk a bright spot in existence so that one on his way, in life.
I wouldn’t want to be a zombie unless I could lick things.
Healing Winter is one of those people we should swallow all our teeth in one beating. Damn, scrotum, disgusting.
Let’s sell some butt pearls.
I would like to use the suspicious meat stick as a weapon.
Either the pen was really weak or his butt was really strong.
The men are mostly phalluses tumescent with bad news.
I mean, I love infectious diseases, don’t get me wrong, but that’s not my life.
I just don’t think a chicken would make a good spy. He’d always be clucking.
The cats demand you pork the butt.
Just select the install in anus selection.
The void is loud and wants chicken.
I grew ovaries and they exploded! SUCH CUTENESS!
I would have the ching-ching because you cannot have the bling-bling without the ching-ching.
If you don’t at least bring up the idea of pole dancing off a moonbeam, what’s even the point?
They have to sanitize their hands after every hole.
Roll for lizard fucking.
She has kind eyes, like I imagine a potato would have, though she only has two, which is low for a potato.
Posterior instrumentation was applied.
Hair clippers are the new toilet paper.
A crunchy lizard is not a happy lizard.
Please take the sock off your penis and put your pants on.
Cigarette holders that resemble cows are non-toxic and environmentally friendly.
Flowers come out. Girls do not poop, ever. Ever!
Oh, yeah. I do have to take a shit. I forgot.
Darn, I was thinking about nesting my tuplets infinitesimally.
Beef isn't four-dimensional. Unless you ordered Picasso beef.
I guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with a giant katamari ball made of ochre jelly and goblin corpses.
No, not the French one! Just show me your juicy cooter!
How dare you make me hear this with my own internal monologue?
Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals.
What my glands do is my business!
Tell them to stop listening to my farts! That isn’t nice!
We’re back in the hospital because Jake set his butthole on fire again.
If you can’t speak truth at a beheading, when can you speak it?