HOOKER SPIT!!!  That is my new catch phrase and perhaps new super power.

But then, stink bugs might want to dance the watusi in my shorts, but you have to draw the line somewhere!

I had the biggest banana of my life this morning at the Hard Rock!

Who needs attention when you can lick your own crotch?

She should not snort her father!

So...about this testicle confiscation...