The sistrums are tinkling.

I can blow a second lizard, Harbinger.

Just do whatever feels the most comfortable in your mouth.

Yogurt shouldn’t sound like that.

Now we’re both waiting with spicy armpits.

Everything sounds like trumpets wearing underwear.

The large cardboard cucumber over there is holding it for you.

Stop visualizing my internal organs!

Do not taint Pegasus Cove with talk of dildoes!

Maybe it is hard to smile without eyebrows or an intact skull.

We both pride ourselves on perfect meat record.

Put me on the blow thing. How do I do the blow?

Can you eat the car inside the duck?

Yeah, there are Winkies in Oz. I was one — I wore a stocking on my head and a potato sack.

Snakes will rule the world. Along with surgeons.

I've never understood the appeal of watching the universe slide into entropy.

Who's the Alan Greenspan of nipples?

I am boarding the nope train to fuck-this-shitville.

That is one serious fugue of a boob-trance.

What do you think about discreet genitals on the unicorn?

I have a delivery of gas for your rear.

Everything with you revolves around opposable thumbs.

Are we duct taping sharks together?

Unless you heat up the cucumber, the mimic will know.

Thank you for your buttocks.

There are screens in place, often other lawyers, to prevent your taint from touching the rest of the firm.

The eyes are the genitals of the face.

I feel like my soundworld needs a yam.

This chicken sandwich would be a spherical chicken, in a frictionless vacuum.

Many people have interesting relationships with toilet paper.

Doing your business inside a cow is never a good way to go.

Who doesn’t love an extra-wide nib?

Listen. When you get married, you buy all new butt plugs.

Remember when I didn’t have hands?

The world is ending, we don’t have time to impregnate horses!

Can your liver make me fart pumpkin spice?

It's all fun and games until the raccoons come for your cupcakes.

We just woke up. How did you manage to create an inquisition?

I’m just going to ignore the parts of that that don’t make any sense, like I do every day with everything.