Could one of you get that umbilical cord off the coffee table?

You whipped out that Mexican thing again.

You can come on my door anytime.

But no, we had to discuss the ontology of my buttocks.

I'll have to call you back, I have an erection.

It's terrible when your frog knocks up against your points.

Oh, my God, I just left the most embarrassing thing in the bathroom!

I've seen her vagina more often than I've seen my mother's.

There's air freshener behind the virgin.

Nudity does not always make things better.

What's the point of going home if you can't look at frog genitals?

They had me at "a prominent octopus."

Have you ever seen anything more bulbous?

I'm not concerned with elbows.

You're a big man for such a tiny hole.

Back in my day, we didn't have protein!

Like Godzilla and phallic shortcomings, all around, it's a magical place.

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

What the fuck is going on with my ass?

You won't die if you get stabbed by a dildo. 

Why did I get stuck carrying the bag of butt plugs?

Guys! I’ve got a weird knob!

There! All done! I just needed the right tool for my nuts!