Your drawers and toiletries are huge.

When you’re really smart, when you’re really, really smart like I am — it’s true, it’s true, it’s always been true, it’s always been true.

You wouldn't know a Surrealist if one pissed on your shoe and called you Mama.

Shovel more coal, boy! I am pursued by specters!

How do you know about my singing genitals?

You look like Freddie Kreuger face fucked a topographical map of Utah.

You know you're in trouble when a movie begins with nuns with a flat tire.

Banana dust intriguingly parses our kleptomaniac vertebrae. Moist colander prevails!

If there's a tuba there, it's not a party.

Tubas are Satan's big dry fart machine.

Also, you probably can't masturbate when your hand is on fire.

Plan B is voodoo donut.

Sometimes chemicals are delightful. But not when sautéed grundle nuggets are involved.