I'll be flying off to Mars as soon as I'm done masturbating.

Now all I can think of is waxed meat.

Going to the toilet is an adventure! Where's my vulva?

There is nothing wrong with my computer! I have a 15 inch neck!!!

If this were a real emergency, there would be fewer goats.

I can't discern Arizona's time zones through the purpose of butthole hair.

I would prefer to use the less angry, non-menstrual colors.

If there's meat in it, I'm gonna own it.

I’ve been fumbling with your zip for a while now, but to no avail. Could you please undo it for me so that I can see the beauty behind it?

The penis, mightier than the finger.

Steampunk backgrounds can be very generic. Very breakfast oriented, etc.

I am wrought with emotion. LOOK AT MY BUTT CHEEKS!

A world without lumberjacks is a world I don’t care to inhabit.

Well, if the meat is too big, it scares me!

I can't afford to lose either pants or brain at this point.