There's bells and whistles in a vagina?

Stinking cloud is a privilege, not a right.

Ogres are not kosher.

How can you trust a man who doesn't trust his own pants?

Think "ugh ugh man beef," but also classy.

You have a habit of shoving stuff at me and then leaving me alone with it.

You don't have to be a dick, but you do have to be firm.