He's got fingers and he's got a tongue, and that's attractive to me.

Can you make the uterus more artsy?

I'm not wearing smelly wood on my face!

Are you looking at her fruit?

Greasy shit isn't wonderful. Don't be stupid.

I smell like cat pee and bad decisions.

She had great tendons, but not enough of them.

Let's do it again and hold your loodle.

My meat guy better not screw me like he did yesterday.