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Random quotes collected for my own amusement!
His cucumber, mind you, stayed behind.
All they care about is moving the meat.
Did you just smell my merkin?
The large mountain Jew goes anywhere he wants to!
I don’t care who you give me, but I want some action!
As usual his Alligator mouth overloaded his hummingbird butt.
You'll have to do the kittens manually.
Can you stick this Fiver on my Oyster?
There is a big vagina on the screen and I can’t get it off.
Well, fuck, I’m not going to wait for fucking ever here.
When you put it in, just make sure you give it a good wiggle.
Well, I had an LG Erection, and I want to get another one because the first one died.
What's wrong with enjoying the taste of a brown log?
Wait, so you want cookies and you don't want chlamydia?
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