Sir, how would you want your loin packaged?

I need the stripper to strip my Irish dog!

You should pray you never have to live in a world where you can not eat cheese without incurring the wrath of your own bowels.

I don’t want romance! I just want gay vampires!

We're here to make you think about death and be sad and stuff.

I do not know what or where your "yang" is.

Rectums. I need a rectum. do you sell them?

It's time I got in touch with my inner Farkas.

No, we have all the dead girls we need, thanks.

Be careful with your crevices, girls!

On the bright side, there are worse orifaces.

It's just so distracting when they blow out their holes.

Can I touch the beef?

I didn't read any further because your post made my uterus hurt.

I blame it on sleep deprivation. And lettuce.

You forgot my nuggets.

You pray over it, I will go to hell. I have to go to hell to fight the zebras!

I don’t know if David Bowie’s giant crotch is really safe for kids either.

I stuck my finger up there and it didn't move much 'cuz it was pretty tight.

Your bassoon smells nice.

Oh look honey, when you licked his balls you got stuff all over your face!

You can fool god with genetic engineering but not hair dye.

I might as well bring this idot's head, and not one of my personal ones.