So you'll be signing up for the upcoming Butlerian Jihad?

The index fingers of Justice are cold and lack personality.

Alright, I want this story so whored up that it’s getting fisted by 10 o’clock!

Better prep your hole, cause that page is about to get violated.

She's like menstruation incarnate.

Man! This is a gumless place!

I'm not harassing her, I have a woman.

Taste the lime jello of defeat!

Can you fertilize me next week?

I'm pretty sure the scrotum is involved somewhere.

When you've got a minute, I'm covered in grease.

I was not God and could not pull a locomotive from my ass. 

But he's open to artificial insemination or copious amounts of vodka.

I was not God and could not pull a locomotive from my ass.

My monk's lips must be in sync.

I was driving all day today. My groin is really tired.

He's trying to squash my esplanade.

He was going to come in screaming if the wood had been disturbed.

How is your crocodile staple remover holding up?

Let me go and take my thing and stick it in my thing to see if it will work.