How do used tampons attract thieves?

Do I smell like sausage?

Our intercourse was exceedingly civil.

Are you equipped to give somebody the bowel movement thing?

Fish sticks aren't an aphrodisiac. You're thinking of deer penis.

Never blame evil for something that can be blamed on stupidity.

Basically, neither of us have shins.

I know giraffe is kosher, but they just don't know where to cut it.