Feel my brain.

It's all sunflowers and assholes.

I don't care if it's big! I just don't want it shriveled up.

I'll just hold on to your meaty pole.

Fuck no, I don't want your freaky alien mothership oranges!

And you must always be extremely careful of your paddle movements.

It took me like three minutes to eat the whole 14 inches.

You do that again and I'll stick my finger in your chicken.

I would hug you, but I have various forms of viscous fluid on my clothing.

Who needs bloated turnips? Mine are unassuming. I have nice, humble turnips.

I can take it one of two ways, but I do need it badly today.

I don't need a vagina. I have a pony.

Okay, I'm going to wipe your device now!

Whoa, man! That could mean, like, a whole other level of thing, besides the pee.

Do you want Johnny to to massage that lollypop for you?