Seriously, I have like the best vagina of anyone I know. I have the Idina Menzel of vaginas.

Just pretend it's Russian and nail it.

Presumably that's what you mean by "Karma Bombers?"

For people our age it's just not New Year's until we see Dick.

I'm really into sausage.

I'm totally capable of giving birth to a live teddy bear.

Given you don't wear pants, I'm a bit concerned about what you'll be putting in the fax machine.

Wow, I feel almost as powerful as an exposed nipple now.

If you prefer your jokes easy, I handed you buttocks.

Adding breasts doesn't make it more plausible.

I love carbs! I would marry them if eating your spouse was legal!

Putting a logo there ruins the whole concept of the cheese wheel.

It's probably gone through a beaver by now.

You can’t even see her cervix in that picture anyway, so who cares?!

It smells like someone's asshole just fell out.

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now.

Gah,you just sprayed your thing and it got in my mouth.