You have vampire in your cleavage.

You got a little stuck in Pancake World today.

Today we're going to be working with some big meat.

I'm the God Damn Librarian. Everyone one fucking loves me. LOVES ME.

You do not intend to prevent any potatoes, do you?

It wasn't my doctor - it was a lady with some prick tests.

It doesn't count as juggling unless there are at least two babies.

There's a lot of flesh in that head.

Today's theme seems to be strange meat.

Can't this hotel turn into hamsters?

How am I supposed to paraphrase "my dick is a white supremacist?"

She isn't commenting on it. It fell into her crack.

She isn't commenting on it. It fell into her crack.

Spoiler alert: there is no masturbation.

Is that innuendo, or do you actually like jerky?

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that bathroom.

Count Olaf is like, all up in my grill!

My water contains the memory of dinosaur poop.

Can't talk. Defecating.

It was mostly about fucking goats, but I also learned a lot about libel law.