Start your morning with a squid orgy!

You can lick me outta this, you ain't even gotta take it off.

I hope that's the last time I have to touch meat today.

But you're FINGERING it!

This does not warrant a radish whopping.

I'm going to stick my butt on something and BAM BAM BAM!

I can hold nuts but I just can't put them in my mouth.

I wouldn't just suck on the tip of it.

Holy crap, she's a werewanker!

HEDGEHOG! MACARENA! ANUS!

I'm just going to encourage every Australian to get out there and do what's right for both your face and your prostate.

You don't go down when you're suctioning.

I should think any conscious entity should be able to recognize the meat/air boundary.