I just pulled it out. I'm coming.

First, string cheese. Then masturbation!

You were not bilaterally symmetrical. That can be a problem.

Also, for some reason, his tentacles end in knives. Which makes this movie sort of the opposite of tentacle porn.

Theres a cookie/penis exchange going on. You didnt get the memo?

I wasn't in a good position to respond to your buttfuck.

If it was sexual I would have ended it with "bowchickabowwow" or something.

Yeah, I'm just really bad at putting big things into little things.

Is that, like, a penis thing?

Why did I get stuck carrying the bag of butt plugs?

Omigod! I just had a squirt of awesomeness in my mouth!

Testicles. I repeat; testicles. That is all.

When you mention drool, lizards are not the first thing to come to mind.

Go set yourself on fire, fuck a llama on the counter and bring me a three-nippled woman, then we'll talk.

There will be a beautiful rainbow of racial harmony coming out of my vagina.

Oh, man. It's totally carnal, the things I wanna do to that cookie dough.

For the sake of the show, somebody’s gotta eat that burrito.

The combination of a woman with a beak on her forehead and a tray of cupcakes in her hands proved irresistible.