There's subtext to butt-sex?

It was all I could do not hit her with her own pants.

I'd rather make one dog happy than please all the dogmatists in the world.

Why save lives when you can rock the man thong?

The psychic octopus must die!

Excuse me while I stretch my wagger.

Ma'am there are better ways to make me come than using your fingers.

After a while, saliva just tastes like saliva.

Any gift bacon is good bacon. Even pity-bacon.

It was considered the Rolls Royce of organs.

But nobody would ever fuck my eyelashes!

I have a wiener dog that is a pain in the ass!

The Blackberry X is like the tampon of Blackberry!

I need to bite something pink.