It only takes one maggot to upset your world.

The college president is in the process of finding an old nun.

He looked like a Mexican vampire, and it did not work for me.

Normally I'm anal and I look at 'em every time I stuff 'em... But not today.

Americans drinking German beer is one of the funniest things I can imagine!

How am I supposed to shave my balls?

I do like the guy blowing the snake.

Oh my god, it's like Jesus died in my mouth!

It was so good I licked my box!

Don't you want me to smell like a black guy on a horse?

Never get it toasted if you're saving it.

The moist superior music uses no machine at all.