Imagine how long it would take to fuck a spider. It would take ages!

Some holes have crabs!

Just put the rape stick in the alcohol bag.

Can you post a naked demo of Roids?

Don't lesbians usually keep nuts away from their ears?

Hey, I still haven't gotten those wiener cages from you.

My thing is making a strange noise!

Don't run away like a poop-scented ninja!

I AM DOG CHUNKS!

No, I will not urinate with you!

It'd be really funny if we got stuck on the toilet and couldn't get up. It'd be the whole "help! Get me off this toilet!" thing.

I'd shake hands with you but my hands are very sticky.

Do you even know what you're licking?