I hate it when I walk outside and a giraffe kicks me in the balls.

At least she's happier after her blow-down and polishing earlier this morning.

I need you to render me a banana.

Grease, fingerprints, herpes... I love it all.

I don't wanna hog your gas station nuts.

Since I was there first, I was under no obligation to surrender my melon.

Do you have to look at my urine?

I'm getting boned in the butt! Who's boning me in the butt?

Everything with a penis is pissing me off today. If you have a penis, don't talk to me!

I really need to get a wig because of this shark problem.

It was used, too, which is kind of gross. But it works! It gets in those little cracks!

Does your thingy work down here?

With all the things I've done in my life, I'm not going down on the fox-trot.

That is challenging meat.