I hate Asian people named Christine.

Okay, you're just going to feel a little prick in your butt.

If you ask me, there's no such thing as too many Glockenspiels.

It’s the amount of strength you have before you turn into a monkey that really matters.

Wait, how many nipples does Julie have, again?

That one would make a good candidate for pigeon porn.

Girl, I would love to see your bathwater.

Sadly, by the time I was out of ear shot he was still tragically eggless.