I walked on, turned, and was confronted by a spread eagle ocean of vagina.

My bathroom is brown!!!!

Oh, my God, it's full of tits!

I have a hard time liking anything that quivers.

The mystery of the missing eyelids may never be solved.

Love can turn ping-pong balls into metronomes.

Like, unless you're gonna tell me about shoving a chicken up your vagina, I don't wanna hear it!

Underpants Cancers! You should probably be aware of these things.

Nobody can resist the pink weiner!

We haven't had it in so long because it's so fattening and gross.

You can slide it in early if you want, but you have to wait for my part to come in the end.

I see my ovaries are showing again. I really need to be careful about that.

Stop sticking your face in the cat!

He's still looking for bear meat. And pants.

He's really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do!

Why would Reese's Pieces put out rhesus monkeys? That's just wrong!

I need to change my pants after that one.

Your vagina is not a clown car.

She's cute, but she's not Jesus.

The rat's purturbed; it must sense nanobots!